Just call me Excellent.

The delights of self-praise.

"Life is far too short to hold anything but delusional notions about yourself." So said Mr Gene Simmons (b. 1949), perhaps better known as "The Demon," bassist and co-lead singer for the rock band, Kiss. Kiss, as older readers may recall, was a truly awful bunch of musically- and cosmetically-challenged headbangers whose main appeal was they gave far-ri…